The Ice Cream Van Heuristic
On a regular day:

While attempting to conduct research, to study or to write a paper the following modifications in reasoning take place:

However, the above can simply be summed up by the following model:

Therefore....
WAIT! I hear the ice cream van! BBL!

While attempting to conduct research, to study or to write a paper the following modifications in reasoning take place:

However, the above can simply be summed up by the following model:

WAIT! I hear the ice cream van! BBL!


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